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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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Toadstools

Newt sale

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Things are looking up!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

This club is for members only

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Dinosaur Extinction, If your name's not down...

"We should never have started offering it potato chips!"

"Do you have a reservation?"

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

"It costs how much to join?"

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

'Order 50,000 gift bags. We're gonna do Beverly Hills!'

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."

"I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate, tyrosine and benzaldehyde into condensed soup."

Garrick club. Men's men only.

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

"I often mistake a twenty pound note for a membership card."

"Your request to join is being reviewed by the group moderator!"

'Somewhere where the mosquitos bite only the working classes.'

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