Exotic Ingredient Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'It's an acquired taste!'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Vet's Waiting Room

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'How's the egg?'

'Careful, he bites.'

A production line adds condiments to cars

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."

"I wish I was special."

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'