Exotic Ingredient Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Vet's Waiting Room

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'How's the egg?'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

A production line adds condiments to cars

'Careful, he bites.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

"I wish I was special."

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'