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"The income tax check arrived today. . . let#s go blow it at Carmine's Bistro!"

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

Bubbly

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Money Bar.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

The Day Dreamer.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Desert Island Package

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

'It's the bill for your trip to France. When you called to ask if it was okay to bathe in Champagne, I thought you meant the place.'

'Have you seen these prices George!'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."