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'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

'I want a sky box.'

'I always thought that when we got older we'd be living in the lap of luxury, not the crotch of poverty!'

'Gareth used to commute by train but he finds it a lot cheaper that way.'

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

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'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'What? Jesus turned water into wine for you? Why diddn't you asked for Champagne? It's more expensive.'

'The royal masseuse is late again.'

N.Y on $10,000 a day

"Here you can see the luxurious master bathroom."

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'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

Bubbly

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

The Day Dreamer.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Desert Island Package

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Have you seen these prices George!'