Luxury On A Budget Seeker T-Shirts

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

Bubbly

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Money Bar.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

The Day Dreamer.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Desert Island Package

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"