Luxury On A Budget Seeker T-Shirts

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

Bubbly

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Money Bar.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

The Day Dreamer.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Desert Island Package

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'