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Executive Softball League

"First class, or with children?"

Golfing Boss

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

'Now here's a place I like!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Money Bar.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Tunnel of TV

'Fine. And you?'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Streaming"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Day Dreamer.

The Desert Island Package

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."