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Executive Softball League

"First class, or with children?"

Golfing Boss

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Tunnel of TV

'Fine. And you?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

The Day Dreamer.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Streaming"

The Desert Island Package

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'