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"What I like most about being a dog is all the free time."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Beach Day

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

"If you were flying several miles south wouldn't you also need a breather?"

'All my patients died, so I decided to retire early,'

'Been waiting long?'

"I spend my days trying to figure out how to spend my days!"

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

To keep others at the country club from taking their lounges while they swam,,,

'Is this making it?'

Statue Dreams of Lying Flat in an Armchair

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Now that I'm retired from racing, I've taken up golf..."

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Office Supply - Man leaves with golf clubs.

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Golf is the worst fun anyone can have."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"My kind of course."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Rowing Boat

River Cruise

Golf Lady

Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'