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"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Raincloud Umbrella

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Origami Society...

Wolf Karaoke

The First Fire Stick

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"It's about time."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Memory Content is King

Ennio Morricone

'Assume the position, Caruthers. I'm going to frisk you for a good idea.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'Oh course!'

Creative Juices

Monica Bellucci