Cinematic Experience Seeker T-Shirts

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Raincloud Umbrella

The Origami Society...

Wolf Karaoke

The First Fire Stick

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Ennio Morricone

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Assume the position, Caruthers. I'm going to frisk you for a good idea.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'Oh course!'

Creative Juices

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"