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"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

Child plugged into TV

'Who needs a social life with TV this good, eh?'

Elephants performing in a circus

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Can I have a volunteer from the audience who won't go running to a lawyer if this goes horribly wrong?""

"Well, unbelievable as it is, a water pistol ends up being a good weapon even against big cats..."

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

"Why do you watch so much TV? What's the attraction?"

"It's been two thousand years, Brian, if 'Tequila Tuesday' hasn't taken off yet, chances are it never will."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.

'Now then - entertain me!'

Lap dogs, lap dancers and laptops.

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Originally, the wheel was used for entertainment

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

The Rainy Day Job Site

Theatre Restaurant - "It's a double bill!"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'The fans aren't coming out. We're gonna have to start scoring a lot more runs, or else play a couple of innings topless.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Welcome to 'Sermonette'- we ask you to join us tonight in our prayers for better programming...'

Busker

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Wolf Karaoke

"Can't recommend the mechanical bullfighter."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."