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Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Santa does a keg stand.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Fetch.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

The Runaway Horse

Transylvanian backpackers.

Giraffe Umbrella

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."