Merriment Seeker Pillows

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Santa does a keg stand.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Fetch.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Giraffe Umbrella

The Runaway Horse

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

A caveman paints from life

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.