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"Film blanc."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Clown on bike.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Bloody hell!"

Wolf Karaoke

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Dedication to excellence....

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."