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City Camps

"Film blanc."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Bloody hell!"

Wolf Karaoke

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"The Eggsorcist"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Dedication to excellence....

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Zoo animals.

Star Wars Audience

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Noah's ark, many lions