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'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'You know too much,'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"An everything Martini, please."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Cremaster Cycle

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Crime in bookshop

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

"Why are we here?"

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

I don't trust that guy.

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Murder/Mystery

City Camps

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

The meaning of life...