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There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'You know too much,'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Cremaster Cycle

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Crime in bookshop

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

The Horror Film Director.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Why are we here?"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

City Camps

Time Passes...For Meaning.

I don't trust that guy.

Murder/Mystery

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'