Critically Acclaimed Seeker Prints

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Get me public relations!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

As Seen On TV

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"I've decided to have a kid."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

The changing times of 'fame'.

Selfie Man

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Leonardo DiCaprio

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Media Whore Raceway.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'