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"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

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"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"I've decided to have a kid."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

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Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

The changing times of 'fame'.

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

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Media Whore Raceway.

Selfie Man

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'