Stretching Seeker T-Shirts

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

Muscles

"I, TikTok."

Bench Press Accident

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Shrink

"Any other strengths?"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Pushy Coach.

A mid-lithe crisis.

strong man bends an iron bar