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'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

"I, TikTok."

Bench Press Accident

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Freezing

Skier.

"Any other strengths?"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Pushy Coach.