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Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Critisize your weight.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Exit only.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '