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'Square Bubbles'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

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"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"I thought it was deeper here."

In Difficulties.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Crayo-Blah

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

The Polygon family at home

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"