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The Artist

Hey, who moved my easel?

The Hudson Bay School of Art.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

bird interprets modern art

The Origami Society...

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'Picasso'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Gesundheit!"

I'm color blind, please help.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"I'm ahead of my time."

Echo in the hippo.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Crayo-Blah

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'No luggage.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.