Canvas Explorer Gifts

The Artist

The Hudson Bay School of Art.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

bird interprets modern art

The Origami Society...

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

I'm color blind, please help.

Echo in the hippo.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Gesundheit!"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Crayo-Blah

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'No luggage.'

Medical Arts Building

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.