Canvas Wizard Gifts

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Artist and Musician

"Lovely dovetail."

"Could you keep still?"

Creativity

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Feel better, dear?"

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Artistic license.

Artist painting a cat.

"I'm ahead of my time."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

I'm color blind, please help.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'