Canvas Chooser Gifts

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

(Camel paintings)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Feel better, dear?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Rainbow/Horizon

'Picasso'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"This one will go with everything,

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'm ahead of my time."

How Art Works.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Artist painting a cat.