Dojo Explorer Gifts

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."