Dojo Enthusiast Gifts

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Overjumpers

Instructional guide to scribbling

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Yoyo sheep

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'All good things must come to an end.'

Sales.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

High School Schedule

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Yoyos

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Damn autocorrect!"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

Boss directs employees through an action chart.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

The Creative Process

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

What are you going to do with him? He drew all over the papyrus again instead of on the wall.

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

R&D - Relax & Doodle

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones