Dojo Devotee Gifts

Overjumpers

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"When you can sneak up on me, without my knowledge, then, and only then, can you consider yourself a true Ninja!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You've had enough!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Sermon on the Grounds...

Which Hogwarts house are you?

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'What a control freak!'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Utilosaurus

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

How to survive the coming crash.

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."