Dojo Instructor Gifts

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Overjumpers

Be Healthy

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Unguided imagery

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Meditation

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Dance.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Dance.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'