Dojo Devotees Gifts

"Bob's a tool belt."

Overjumpers

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Dummies Books.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

War and Peace

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Yoga for dogs

Bismark Ballet School

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

Dachshund Yoga

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

Cat Yoga.

He was reaching for enlightenment and threw out his back.

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

"I miss real mountains."

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'