Dojo Devotees Mugs

"Bob's a tool belt."

Overjumpers

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

War and Peace

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Yoga for dogs

Bismark Ballet School

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Dachshund Yoga

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

"I miss real mountains."