Dingo Devotee Gifts

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Overjumpers

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Today's special... donuts.

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Labradoodle"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Olympic Torch Training

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Dino Snack

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"You complete me."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"Bob's a tool belt."

Little boy dragon

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."