Ding Devotee Gifts

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

Overjumpers

I love my Timpani

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Olympic Torch Training

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What a control freak!'

'This guy is really good!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

How hit songs get their names

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."