King Kong Devotee Gifts

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Olympic Torch Training

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Cheerleaders

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

The monsters divide their spoils.

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

"I'm trying to decide whether to focus on bodybuilding or on running...what do you think Andrea?

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."