King Kong Admirer Gifts

"Give me all your hand sanitizers!"

Before reaching New York, King Kong terrorized Dubuque.

The monsters divide their spoils.

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Swiss army knife

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Car joust.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Moon: Made in China

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Queen Kong

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

History of Cartooning.

Remarkably Richmond

Medieval headlines.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Pisa Hut.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.