Queen Kong Enthusiast Gifts

Queen Kong

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

The Queen

Beefeater

King Richard I

Cleopatra

'The London drive-thru experience.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Elizabeth I

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'He was an evil king.'

Freddie Mercury

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Tower Bridge

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea