Kingdom Aficionado Gifts

Richard I of England

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'Here comes the King! Quick! -- look busy!'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'Let's start a lottery with a million ducat prize. In order to give it an air of respectability, of course I'll be the first winner.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's a guard dog."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

'The Burrito King.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."