Kingdom Aficionado Gifts

Richard I of England

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'Here comes the King! Quick! -- look busy!'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'Let's start a lottery with a million ducat prize. In order to give it an air of respectability, of course I'll be the first winner.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"He's a guard dog."

Czarcasm

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'The Burrito King.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'