Kingly Enthusiast Gifts

'The Saxon King' pub

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Now that's an afro!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'The Burrito King.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Unhappy King

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'