Kingdom Enthusiasts Gifts

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low-maintenance."

"And now we're pleased to present to you the monarchical stylings of His Majesty King Gustaf."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! - I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

All the Kings Horses and All the Kings Men

Medieval headlines.

'Are you sure you don't want me to train my replacement?'

'We CAN'T overthrow him -- he owes us money.'

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

'My foreign policy isn't working -- write me up another one.'

'They're still very much in love.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"She wishes to range free!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'The Saxon King' pub

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Cat king.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

The Royal Wii.

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"