Kingdom Fanatic Gifts

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"He's his own worst enemy."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The Burrito King.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter