Kingdom Fanatic T-Shirts

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"He's his own worst enemy."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The Burrito King.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff