Kingdom Fascination Gifts

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Medieval headlines.

Cat king.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Medieval King

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

King Richard I

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'He was an evil king.'

"The clerk will call the roll."

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

"I just acquired absolute power and you've had it for quite a while now, so tell me... When does the absolute corruption start kicking in?"

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! - I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

The key to the kingdom bookshop

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

Richard I of England

'At the doubles bar.'