Kingdom Fascination Prints

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'The Burrito King.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Cat king.

Medieval headlines.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Medieval King

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

King Richard I

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'He was an evil king.'

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

"The clerk will call the roll."

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! - I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

The key to the kingdom bookshop

Richard I of England

'At the doubles bar.'

'Well, looking back, I suppose it was a mistake to sue the king.'