Kingdom Scenario Lover Gifts

'Don't think of it as a famine - Think of it as a comprehensive weight-loss plan!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

"We have a favor to ask."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

'It's not a crusade, you sillies! - I just want to maintain a PRESENCE in the Middle East.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

'Mom!!'

The key to the kingdom bookshop

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."