Kingdom Story Lover Gifts

'That's Ludwig II, not Ludwig JUNIOR!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Fairy tale

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.