King Kong Enthusiast Gifts

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

Canadian film production

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"You are still here."

'The Saxon King' pub

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Queen Kong

Medieval headlines.

Cat king.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Medieval King

Beefeater

King Richard I

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

All Knight Diner

Tower Bridge

'He was an evil king.'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Henry VIII

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."