King Kong Enthusiast Prints

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Canadian film production

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'The Saxon King' pub

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"You are still here."

Cat king.

Medieval headlines.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Queen Kong

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Elephant and Castle

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Beefeater

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Medieval King

King Richard I

'The London drive-thru experience.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

All Knight Diner

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'He was an evil king.'

Tower Bridge

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."