King Kong Fan Prints

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

Overjumpers

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Missing You.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Queen Kong

Cat king.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Happy birthday Darling!

Reign Man

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Beefeater

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Pizza Shard

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Misfortune cookies

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

"You there, serf Mike, have you seen my charger?"

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"