Kingdom Fans Prints

"If you've got it, you've got it."

Cat king.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Missing You.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'The King of what?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

Medieval headlines.

King and Jester

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"One blackbird pizza?"

Reign Man

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

The African Plains during the 70's.

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

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