Royalty Fans Prints

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Shirt and Shoes Required: This way, maybe we'll get a better class of illegal alien.'

The Prisoner of Zenda

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

'They're still very much in love.'

'Well, they sure voted for change THAT time.'

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Canute Does It Again

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Queen of Clubs

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Now that's an afro!'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Czarcasm

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

TV jester.

"He's a guard dog."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'