British Royalty Fan Prints

Queen Anne

"She wishes to range free!"

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

TV jester.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'The King of what?'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Reign Man

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

"One blackbird pizza?"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"